Whew - What a weekend already

Travis Hance
Oct 5, 2019
1 min read

And thank God it's here. But imagine waking up early this morning and looking at the news feed and you see 'Good morning - here's your Darth Vader Dutch Oven!' I laughed and reached for my weapon at the same time.

Then through an amalgamation of sleep deprivation from yet another unpaid week of ridiculous effort by yours truly, random brutality towards pieces of the grasstual society self identifying as 'L.A.W.N.' and too much news crawling at zero dark thirty, I remembered it's the start of the New York ComicCON. Williams if you're up there right now I swear to God Im gonna punch you in the face next time I see you.

So dear reader, and without further ado, here are the best or worst headlines, sometimes accompanied by sarcastic comments. Theres a little Satire at the end, and of course a meme - cause that's just how I roll. If you like it please share. And of course, please buy my book!