If you are among the millions sweating your balls off trying to take care of outside chores or working outdoors in general - hydrate! There is no doubt that summer is upon us and if you are like me, you can surprise the Lady in your life by simply loosening your belt and jumping up and down real hard to drop trow for a delightful surprise...
In other areas around the world the Clintons have struck again, or so some would have us believe. The election push in is full sway, and if your stupid you vote for someone else than Trump according to him, ya gotta love the guy.
Creepy sleepy Joe is still at it, and his campaign advisors are thinking it might be best to limit his appearance and therefore his ability to put both feet in his mouth, and other typically crazy things in politics.
And the venerable Warthog has new life breathed into the program with replacement wings, Like a new pair of shoes, this bad ass bird will be wreaking havoc on bad guys into the near future. Brrrraaaaap!
NEWS/POLITICS AND OTHER BULL
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Well thats about it for the news and world report. If you aren't convinced that everything is same ol' shit different day with a teaspoon of what the fuck, I don't know what ta tell ya. Dueling protests in Portland? Come on people, at least pick someplace cool. Antifa is not a terrorist group yet? And when are we going to finally take Kim's toy rocket set away? Of course politicians will use shootings to push agenda's, they're nothing if not opportunists, and Biden - forget it, too easy. Let's hear your thoughts people!
MILITARY SHIT
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SATIRE
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WORD OF THE DAY
Part of speech: noun Origin: Ancient Greek
1) An unpleasant atmosphere
2) A poisonous, gaseous or noxious cloud
Examples of Miasma in a sentence
"Breaking out of the miasma of poverty is no easy task."
"The miasma left behind by the sewage truck made us all cover our mouths and noses."
JOKE OF THE DAY
What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato?
A dictator.
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