POLITICS
No shit. Huawei, a Chinese Multinational conglomerate has been secretly working with China and North Korea. I was aghast. Flabbergasted. Confounded. Stupendorfenated.
Read this! The neighbors were bringing them food and water during the standoff so they could resist the authorities. What the f' happened to a perimeter? I am all for immigration - legal immigration. There is a process, and I will grant it is arduous. But in this day and age being an American is a gift, a treasure to be worked for. Send in the tear gas.
I wonder where she will get the money for this? I have to admit I was kind of behind the bump to $15. Cost of living has steadily risen. Cell phones have all but replaced land lines. And while internet access may still be a luxury, for many that work from home it is a necessity. I myself work from home so I can care for my disabled wife. Therefore, internet is a necessity. 100 years ago power was a luxury. I think we can all agree now it is a necessity. So the bump in minimum wage should be adjusted for inflation. But $20 might be a bit much. I wanna hit off whatever she's smokin.
MILITARY
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Buckets, Pigs, and Stray Dogs. Increase your totally useless arcane military history and file it next to your 203rd Land Nav exercise. It's funny in it's own right. I challenge you to the right to that bucket!
According to a Duffelblog reporter Aldren purportedly said:
“And it’s not like they ever properly paid my travel voucher,” he continued. “238,900 miles times 53 cents a mile ads up to fuck you, NASA CIF.”
“Those bastards tried to pin me with losing a flag as well,” said Aldrin. “Luckily, that was on Neil [Armstrong]’s hand receipt. Not to start rumors here, but I’m not completely sure that he’s dead.”
JOKE OF THE DAY
I just found out Canada isn't real.
Turns out it was all mapleleaf.
Disclosures and thanks: OANews.com, FOXnews.com, CNN.com, Military.com, Duffelblog.com. I totally copy and paste some stuff, but I don't make jack shit off it, so I hope they won't be too pissed.
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