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POLITICS


No shit. Huawei, a Chinese Multinational conglomerate has been secretly working with China and North Korea. I was aghast. Flabbergasted. Confounded. Stupendorfenated.


Read this! The neighbors were bringing them food and water during the standoff so they could resist the authorities. What the f' happened to a perimeter? I am all for immigration - legal immigration. There is a process, and I will grant it is arduous. But in this day and age being an American is a gift, a treasure to be worked for. Send in the tear gas.


I wonder where she will get the money for this? I have to admit I was kind of behind the bump to $15. Cost of living has steadily risen. Cell phones have all but replaced land lines. And while internet access may still be a luxury, for many that work from home it is a necessity. I myself work from home so I can care for my disabled wife. Therefore, internet is a necessity. 100 years ago power was a luxury. I think we can all agree now it is a necessity. So the bump in minimum wage should be adjusted for inflation. But $20 might be a bit much. I wanna hit off whatever she's smokin.


MILITARY

Who doesn't love a classic pin-up. Ladies we're not really sexist, we just admire form following function. Okay maybe a little, we still love ya. Check out the Retro pin-up calendars for 2020!


Buckets, Pigs, and Stray Dogs. Increase your totally useless arcane military history and file it next to your 203rd Land Nav exercise. It's funny in it's own right. I challenge you to the right to that bucket!


According to a Duffelblog reporter Aldren purportedly said:

“And it’s not like they ever properly paid my travel voucher,” he continued. “238,900 miles times 53 cents a mile ads up to fuck you, NASA CIF.”

“Those bastards tried to pin me with losing a flag as well,” said Aldrin. “Luckily, that was on Neil [Armstrong]’s hand receipt.  Not to start rumors here, but I’m not completely sure that he’s dead.”


JOKE OF THE DAY

I just found out Canada isn't real.


Turns out it was all mapleleaf.



Disclosures and thanks: OANews.com, FOXnews.com, CNN.com, Military.com, Duffelblog.com. I totally copy and paste some stuff, but I don't make jack shit off it, so I hope they won't be too pissed.

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