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Have you ever been so pissed at McDonald's that you just couldn't take it, so you pull out your piece and start firin'? A Georgia woman did just that. Fuck cold fries motherfucker.

MILITARY

Rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong. The new Top Gun is coming for all of us that feel the need for speed. Fortunately we don't go to the movies for exacting military detail. It's bound to be an epic tale of aerial combat and beach volleyball. Ya gotta give Cruise some props, who of us decades later are still in shape? Oh wait, I am. But for the rest of you, do some fuckin pushups or something.

JOKE OF THE DAY

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lick-a-lotta-puss.

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