I'm sorry today's bull-og isn't much. It was a rough night and the ol' juices just ain't flowing. I hope you all are well, if you're in the path of the storm please prepare and either hunker down or haul ass. Many thanks for being a fan and friend!
POLITICS/NEWS
Louisiana is officially recognized by the President as being in a state of emergency. While tropical storm Barry is dumping rain, this state will go from sucking to being sucking wet. So I suggest you do what we are doing, fuel up, buy some M&M's, cook some good bbq, drink some drinks. Tell Barry to go fuck himself.
Iran is up to their normal stupid shit, this time harassing ships in the Strait.
The mop headed quack is up to it again - in a move surely designed to redirect attention from the other candidates, Bernie has proclaimed he wants to abolish the electoral college. You know, it's only the foundation of our democratic process. But campaigning 101 is redirect when you start falling behind. I've known ye old Bernie since I was a wee lad. My grandfather Richard Beaulieu was Chief of Police in Burlington. A man of impeccable character, he hated Bernie Sanders. His opinion is (God rest his soul) is good enough for me.
SPACE STUFF
Amazon has entered the low orbit satellite race, running against SpaceX and others to provide broadband to uncovered areas of the globe. So soon if you're lost at sea and still have some charge you can look at meme's.
Check out the StarWalk app on your iPhone. It's really cool, and when linked up to your HomePod allows you to turn your TV's into planetariums!
MILITARY STUFF
Army Chief of staff Gen. Milley announced that there is no problem with transgender troops as long as they meet standards. This really shouldn't be a problem as the Navy has been pretty gay all along...
DAD JOKE FOR THE DAY
The Secret Service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the President is under attack. Now they have to yell "Donald duck!"
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